Just Good Blogging Fun

In an effort to make my blog more fun. I would like to begin some contests. I will start by taking some suggestions, and also use some of my own ideas. I would also like to do some top 5 lists. Why 5? Well I just can't spend time looking through that much info with my limited time. All lists and contests will be judged my me and an award will be issued to the winner each week. The awards will be mostly just me telling you you won. And broadcasting it on every blog we can find. It would thrill me to have this be somewhat of a success.

THE FIRST CONTEST WILL BE......

Most creative way to secure our borders and export illegal aliens.
You can enter up to 3 suggestions limited to less than 50 words each.
Remember that humor and creativity count greatly. Also you have untill saturday evening to complete your entrys. The winner will be posted Sunday. And the new game will begin on monday, if all goes as planned.

The Memphis Zoo

What Spare Time

Hello true believers,
I am back to try and add some more insanity to this already salted can of nuts. I am sure that I have missed alot. But with some time and Mountian dew I should be able to catch up. I Have been busy with my new and exhausting job, running the kitchen of the most popular restaurant in town. I hope I can jump back into the pack, and add a few cents worth of my own brand of humor and wit. I will be posting mostly pictures for now. So feel free to comment on my posts. And add any suggestions you may have to make me an even greater threat to the superliberalhippiecommiegungrabbingtreehuggingbedwetters out thar.
I missed you Nanc. I see you still live with Warren. It warms my heart to know you will never be homeless again.